Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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