So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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