that's an acceptable place to lick
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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