I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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