she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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