i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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