That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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