Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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