She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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