Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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