How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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