the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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