And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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