We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
How external is "for external use only"?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
