Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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