My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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