And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
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