but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
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