I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize
