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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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