The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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