I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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