this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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