but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
