I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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