butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
my poor anus
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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