I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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