i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Randomize
