Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
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