Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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