Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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