I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
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