is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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