So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
she was so not down for the gang bang
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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