I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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