How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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