I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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