$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
