I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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