you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Randomize
