she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
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