I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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