shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I know her cup size but not her name....
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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