Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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