well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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