I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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