My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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