Where did you get a picture of my penis
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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