we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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