So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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